Author's note: Just so you know, this story is not true. I am pretty sure that when we were little, my cousin kicked the cat on accident, but she did not toss it. I repeat: This story is NOT true! I wrote this story because I didn't want to write about fantasy cats with wings, so this is what came up. Thank you for reading!
I have seen many strange things, like people being strange in many ways. I sometimes wonder what goes through the minds of the people who do those things. But when animals do weird things... It just flat-out creeps me out. Kangaroos attacking people for no reason, monkeys throwing their poo at people, or even dogs acting like cats! But cats doing weird things, that is entertaining! But the weirdest thing I have ever seen an animal do is fly. Fly like the wind across the room. It is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen! Cats are light animals, so they can be launched by pretty much anything. Including children. Children aren’t exactly mature enough to know not to toss cats. But when you’re mad at a cat for eating your last spoonful of ice cream, you can’t blame them. My cousin, when she was little, picked my grandparents’ cat up and threw it across the room! The reason for this is because it ate the last spoonful of ice cream in the bowl. My cousin then did not realize that there was more ice cream in the freezer, but still. Throwing a cat is not the answer to everything. Luckily, the cat was not injured: It landed on me.
No comments:
Post a Comment